![]() ![]() Maybe this is why it took me so long to embrace my decidedly un-lifted, cleavage-defiant breasts as they are. Seldom do I see someone with big ol’ areolas and nipples pointed downward like mine. Talks of freeing the nipple or reclaiming our womanly rights to rebuke bras are usually made of people with conventionally configured breasts: The nipples and areolas are neat and proportional. sleeping on your back keeps your breasts perky), indifferent about underwire, and passionate about running, thus sealing the deal for a lifetime of secretive, saggy titties. From the beginning of adolescence, I was dismissive of old wives tales (e.g. I don’t remember having breasts that didn’t sag. ![]() To my pleasant surprise, once in the laundry room, the washers and dryers did not malfunction, did not spark and sputter in protest of my free-moving, saggy breasts. A disembodied voice - was it Iyanla Vanzant?! - replied, “Jennifer, baby, just let your saggy titties hang.” Then what I can only imagine was Iyanla’s spiritual hand released my bra clasps, and my breasts fell to their natural gravity-embraced position.Īs my newly freed breasts and I made our way downstairs, the building tenants did not gasp nor draw their children nearer. Then: “Wait, what are you doing?” I said out loud. Remembering that clean bed sheets make everything better, I pulled out my bra and began the arduous task of placing my breasts into their bra cups one at a time for the 9 millionth time in my life. Shitty days at work had piled up higher than my laundry itself. Since my nipples are in deep conversation with my toes, doing laundry, or anything in public for that matter, without a bra was something I had never dared to do.īut that particular night, I was extra over life. They seem to hearken a National Geographic voiceover whenever I de-shirt. I don’t mean voluptuous tits, aging tits, or tits that “could use a little support.” My breasts are completely vertical - unfashionable and unsightly by all manner of beauty standards. You probably don’t think this is a big accomplishment, but that’s because you probably don’t have saggy tits like I do. When using a search engine such as Google, Bing or Yahoo check the safe search settings where you can exclude adult content sites from your search results Īsk your internet service provider if they offer additional filters īe responsible, know what your children are doing online.I did it- I did my laundry without wearing a bra. Use family filters of your operating systems and/or browsers Other steps you can take to protect your children are: ![]() More information about the RTA Label and compatible services can be found here. Parental tools that are compatible with the RTA label will block access to this site. We use the "Restricted To Adults" (RTA) website label to better enable parental filtering. Protect your children from adult content and block access to this site by using parental controls. PARENTS, PLEASE BE ADVISED: If you are a parent, it is your responsibility to keep any age-restricted content from being displayed to your children or wards. Furthermore, you represent and warrant that you will not allow any minor access to this site or services. This website should only be accessed if you are at least 18 years old or of legal age to view such material in your local jurisdiction, whichever is greater. You are about to enter a website that contains explicit material (pornography). ![]()
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